“I have created an amazing phone app for you all to buy just in time for Christmas! It’s called TwinMe! Basically, you upload your selfie and then my stunning app shows you what your twin would look like if you had one! Here’s mine. Isn’t it incredible?”
“PayPal me just £9.99 @TedOnTuesday and get this World beating app in time for Christmas! 🎅”
(Don’t always) Listen to Ted.
Ted (can be) a very wide boy
Tuesday, 15 December 2020