Sweaty Things

Sweaty Things

Ted says,

“Don’t pet the sweaty things and don’t sweat the petty things either!”

Listen to Ted. Ted is very wise.

Tactfulness

Tactfulness

Ted says,

“Learn the act of tactfulness. Tact is the ability to tell somebody to go to hell in such a way as to make them look forward to their trip!”

Listen to Ted. Ted is very wise.

Sleeping Dogs

Sleeping Dogs

Ted says,

“You must always let sleeping dogs lie, but never let lying dogs sleep.”

Listen to Ted. Ted is very wise.

Arrow

Arrow

Ted says,

“An arrow cannot be fired until the bow has been drawn back fully. If life is dragging you back and is full of tension, it means you’re ready to shoot at your target. So draw a deep breath, take aim, hold steady and fire straight and true at your dream!”

Listen to Ted. Ted is very wise.

Mosquito

Mosquito

Ted says,

“If you ever think that you are too small to make a difference, then you’ve never been bitten by a mosquito.”

Listen to Ted. Ted is very wise. Ted is also suffering with bad fur lockdown syndrome.

Tomato

Tomato

Ted says,

“Today I shall explain the difference between knowledge and wisdom. Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit and not a vegetable. Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato into a fruit salad.”

Listen to Ted. Ted is very wise.

Master Chef

Master Chef

Ted says,

“To ensure you get a top quality meal set before you on time every night, convince your partner that you’re a judge on master chef by shouting,’10 minutes left!’ whenever they are cooking dinner.”

Listen to Ted. Ted is very wise.

Big Bird

Big Bird

Ted says,

“If someone is treating you unkindly, just stop and pause for reflection for a minute. That someone is merely reacting to their own unresolved problems which have nothing to do with you or what you have done. Then, on due reflection, give them the big bird!” 😁

Listen to Ted. Ted is very wise.

With Them

With Them

Ted says,

“If someone is laughing, then laugh with them. If someone is singing, then sing with them. If someone is working, then don’t disturb them… you don’t want to ruin their concentration or worse still, run the risk of them asking you to help!”

Listen to Ted. Ted is very wise.

Apples

Apples

Ted says,

“Always carry a bag of apples around with you. An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it at them hard and accurately enough. Any you don’t throw can be used to make a lovely, wholesome apple pie when you get home!”

Listen to Ted. Ted is very wise.